Brittney: Hawkeye, baker, wedding planner , occasional narcissist.

My life motto is “Never lose your dinosaur.” Or, “Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you want to die,” but that one’s slightly morbid.

I can quote almost the entire movie Step Brothers. I don’t like chocolate cake or chocolate ice cream.

Germany was my home for four months of studying abroad. I CANNOT WAIT to go back.

Instead of having children later in life, I plan on spending a lot of money on deep tissue massages.

My great-grandma said I don’t nibble at life, I take big bites.