I’m on my wa-aaaay

 - by Brittney

Where will I be one week from today??

HOME!!

Who’da thunk I could get so excited to return to a place I was once counting down the days, hours, minutes until I could leave?  Ahh, maturation.  I’m headed back to the mothership so my family & I can roll on down to KC for my cousin’s wedding, something I’m oddly really excited for.  Perhaps it’s because of the BARBECUE REHEARSAL DINNER, you read that right: Bar.Be.Cue.  I might try to sneak the bestie down as well so we can have a taste-off (pretty much our only marketable skill is our combined extensive knowledge of a wide assortment of BBQ sauces– we’ll probably write a book.)  At my other cousin’s wedding I cried– wtf– so let’s hope there’s not a repeat performance, but something about weddings & graduations make me weepy?  Lame.

You should be insanely jealous of how my apt smells right now because yellow cupcakes were just pulled outta the oven.  Holy yum sauce.  They’ll get some chocolate frosting later and then get taken to another friend’s 21st birthday party (this is supposed to be like a classy ladies-only get together… weird) and I was commissioned for the cake. 

Someone take me to a movie.  I do not want to see Where the Wild Things Are.  Unlike apparently the rest of the world, I was not a large fan of the book growing up.  All I remember of it was its hellacious length.  If they made If you Give a Mouse a Cookie into a movie, now THERE’S some great cinema.

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