We have arrived in Kansas City for the weekend wedding festivities.  This town is ugly and drab.  It is also way more freezing, even though we traveled quite far south.

We had some shit-tastic Wendy’s for lunch.  I have not eaten actual fast food in a very long time, and today I was reminded of why.  If eating on the road, I will pick up a Nature Valley granola bar at a gas station, wait until I arrive at my destination, or hit up a deeelicious Subway, Jimmy John’s, etc.

I miss the bestie.  A nap is much needed, but not going to happen.  Did you know that in the book Where the Wild Things Are, horses were originally used instead of monsters?  Lame.  I don’t like horses.  Or really any animals.  Or children or elderly people or most of my peers.  I’m kind of an elitist bitch.