(During rant about current slave labor-like conditions at her job) “I need a blog, like “Brittney Has Something to Say dot com.”

2 hours later… thanks, Dad! 

Brittney doesn’t actually have much to say at the moment.  She is currently pissed that she took a kitchen shears to her bangs earlier this week because they’re not really looking at all decent before she goes over to Lauren’s Schmoren’s (she is unsure whether she should change names to prepare herself for the inevitable libel suits…)

She promises this will be the first, last & only post that she writes in third person.