Twas the night I get presents
- by Brittney
Merry Christmas, senate healthcare bill– you passed! (I only know one person actually happy about that. In the spirit of the holidays, we won’t discuss politics…)
Papa K and I went to Walmart last night to I don’t know, grab some soda and get out of the house and just generally drive erractically on the roads because he has a Hummer and he can. TONIGHT is the big night around here– we open presents from the family tonight (and hoooo baby do we get a motherload) and then tomorrow morning we open gifts from Santa. Who is real. We will eat Way Too Freakin’ Big (but delicious) Dinner 3 of 4 after going to church and then it’s go time. I’ll be super dressed up, lookin’ sexy fly, not quite sure why my grandparents don’t attend a church with a much larger 18-25 year old male demographic but WHATEVER.
It’s Christmas Eve, peeps– I’ve got gifts to wrap (not mine, HA as if I have the funds to give anything more than re-gifted dust catchers I found while moving out.) GET OFFLINE and go hang out with your families. Give em a hug. Sing a song. Pour yourself a drink.